Literature
Havoclicious
JETSIR: Hello readers and welcome to my parody of Fergie's Fergalicious dedicated to (drumrolls) Jean Havoc!
JEAN: Me?
EVERYONE ELSE: Him?
JETSIR: Yes, now, start the fic!
Four, tres, two, uno
[ROY]
Listen up y'all, Cuz this is it
The heat that I'm snapin' is ma-li-cious
[JETSIR]
[Verse 1]
Havoclicious definition make them soldiers loco
He always runs away when he sees Hughes walk up with photos
He's smokin' hot, he is lazy
He is easy, but he ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I love him
But girls reject him for some reason
[Hook 1]
Havoclicious (Havoclicious)
To him dogs are delicious
And if you was suspicious
He'll say it wa